What kind of super powers would you have?

If you were strike by a cosmic laser beam, if you touched a X-material, if you were bitten by a cockroach, what kind of abilities, skills would you have? You can post your superhero ideas as well. I'm very interested, but you can describe the superpower you like to have. This topic is just for fun, thatswhy is it in the offtopics. Spamming silly abilities are allowed. XD

I wanna have an ability to make illusion. Like Candice in Heroes..
and ability to dissapear... So that I can.... xxxxxxxxxx (something hentai) X3
Stopping the time isn't bad anyway...

I'd love to have illusion based abilities, as well.
Or teleportation.. *_* or maybe healing abilities :3

I want abilities to curse someone...

My self-made ability is the toon manipulation. People are jealous of this ability because it's very overbalanced. My body is immune to the law of the real world and I can use my cartoonic hand to transform reality (even other people) into a cartoonic entity. This ability costs a big pile of psyhic energy, so I become really exhausted over short time if I use it.
Combo technique:
Toon beam: A magical energy wave that comes from my hand. Has the ability to transform things into toons.
Toon item: I can summon items like hammers, dog bones etc from my pocket.
Toon Door: I can enter a plane between fiction and reality to escape.

Neko chat: It's an ability to control any kind of (non-wild) cats. The user can see what the animals see and use their abilities in his/her efforts. The user is able to understand the thoughts of the cats around him/her.

Superpowers? Just in time. I've just watched the INcredibles and now I have a lot of interest in superpowers. Well, I'm not very sure of one, but I guess I want to be... able to transform into any animal I want. Plus, it doesn't have to be the whole body that transform into an animal, I can also transform only one of my body parts into an animal.

AlRoChan wrote:Superpowers? Just in time. I've just watched the INcredibles and now I have a lot of interest in superpowers. Well, I'm not very sure of one, but I guess I want to be... able to transform into any animal I want. Plus, it doesn't have to be the whole body that transform into an animal, I can also transform only one of my body parts into an animal.

Arms: Jaguar
Body: Bear
Legs: Monkey
Head: Owl (360 degree looking pawns XD)

That's lol!!! Behold the Shingozilla!

*can't imagine*
Oh, well.... A transformation isn't bad either.... nano machine power like Eve (Black cat)...

I want the ability to go through any object. Shortcuts are greatly in convenience. Of course, there's electricity to watch out for...